1000 Ways to Die
The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.
Seasons
1. Unforced Errors
Air Date: 2009-02-08
208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.
2. Death Over Easy
Air Date: 2009-02-08
293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.
3. Dead and Deader
Air Date: 2009-02-15
A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
4. Death Gets Busy
Air Date: 2009-02-22
A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.
5. The Lighter Side of Death
Air Date: 2009-03-01
A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
Air Date: 2009-03-08
A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
7. Death Be Not Stupid
Air Date: 2009-03-15
A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.
8. Cure for the Common Death
Air Date: 2009-03-22
The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.
9. Death: A User's Manual
Air Date: 2009-03-29
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
10. I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)
Air Date: 2009-04-05
A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.
1. Death On Arrival
Air Date: 2009-12-06
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
2. Death Bites!
Air Date: 2009-12-09
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
3. Up With Death
Air Date: 2009-12-16
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
4. Putting a Happy Face on Death
Air Date: 2009-12-30
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
5. Bringing in the Dead
Air Date: 2010-01-06
A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided.
6. Gratefully Dead
Air Date: 2010-01-13
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
7. Come On Get Deathy
Air Date: 2010-01-20
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
8. Death Watch
Air Date: 2010-01-27
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
9. Waking Up Dead
Air Date: 2010-02-03
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
10. You're dead! LOL!
Air Date: 2010-02-10
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
11. Dead to Rights
Air Date: 2010-02-17
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
12. Dead on Dead
Air Date: 2010-02-24
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
1. Death on a Stick
Air Date: 2010-08-03
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
2. Putting a Smiley Face on Death
Air Date: 2010-09-14
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
3. Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
Air Date: 2010-09-21
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
4. Dead Wrongs
Air Date: 2010-09-28
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
5. Fatal Distractions
Air Date: 2010-10-05
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
6. The End Is Weird
Air Date: 2010-10-19
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
7. Hurry Up and Die
Air Date: 2010-10-26
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
8. Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
Air Date: 2010-11-02
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
9. Young, Dumb and Full of Death
Air Date: 2010-11-09
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
10. Deep Fried Death
Air Date: 2010-12-08
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
11. Cure for the Common Death Pt. II
Air Date: 2010-12-15
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
12. Sudden Death
Air Date: 2010-12-22
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
13. Dying to Tell the Story
Air Date: 2010-12-29
A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
14. If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
Air Date: 2011-01-15
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
15. The One About Dumb People Dying!
Air Date: 2011-02-08
A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
16. Getting a Rise from the Dead
Air Date: 2011-02-16
A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
17. Ready or Not, Here Comes Death
Air Date: 2011-02-23
A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
18. Grave Errors
Air Date: 2011-03-02
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
19. Killing Them Softly
Air Date: 2011-03-09
A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
20. Better Them Than Us
Air Date: 2011-03-16
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
21. Dead Before They Know It
Air Date: 2011-03-23
A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
22. Stupid Is as Death Does
Air Date: 2011-03-30
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
23. Mister Death
Air Date: 2011-04-06
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
24. Death, The New Black
Air Date: 2011-07-18
A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
25. Death Be a Lady Tonight
Air Date: 2011-07-25
An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
26. Today’s Special: Death
Air Date: 2011-08-01
A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
27. Eat, Pray Die
Air Date: 2011-08-08
A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
28. Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!
Air Date: 2011-08-15
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
29. Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever
Air Date: 2011-08-22
A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.
30. Death: One Size Fits All
Air Date: 2011-08-29
A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
31. Deadliest Kitsch
Air Date: 2011-10-24
Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
32. Grave Decisions
Air Date: 2011-10-31
Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
33. Dirt Nap
Air Date: 2011-11-07
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
34. Death Takes a Vacation
Air Date: 2011-11-14
Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
35. Wild Wild Death
Air Date: 2011-11-21
An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
36. Death Penalties
Air Date: 2012-01-25
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
37. Die-abestic
Air Date: 2012-02-01
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.
38. Star Death: The Last Generation
Air Date: 2012-02-08
Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
39. Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”
Air Date: 2012-02-22
Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
40. Sor-Dead Affair
Air Date: 2012-02-29
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
41. Locked and Low Dead
Air Date: 2012-02-29
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
1. Enter the Ferret
Air Date: 2012-03-12
A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.
2. Think Globally, Die Locally
Air Date: 2012-03-19
A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.
3. Tweets from the Dead
Air Date: 2012-03-26
A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
4. A New App Called Death
Air Date: 2012-04-02
A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.
5. Death Certificates
Air Date: 2012-07-15
A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.
6. Crying Over Spilled Blood
Air Date: 2012-07-15
Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.
7. It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World
Air Date: 2012-07-15
Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn’t; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.
8. Death, The Final Frontier
Air Date: 2012-07-15
Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.
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Rating
7.7/10
Release Date
2009-02-08
Episodes
72 (4 seasons)
Status
Ended
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