Distractible

1. Hair

Air Date: 2021-05-17

Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.

2. Body Odor

Air Date: 2021-05-24

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.

3. Transportation

Air Date: 2021-05-31

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.

4. Camping

Air Date: 2021-06-07

Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...

5. Fake Tech

Air Date: 2021-06-14

Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00's game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.

6. Supernatural

Air Date: 2021-06-21

Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" may have been scarier than the movie itself!

7. Bob's Fridge

Air Date: 2021-06-28

Bob rages while telling a story about the disaster that was the installation of his new fridge, and the technicians behind it.

8. Conventions

Air Date: 2021-07-05

On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.

9. Hold my Beer

Air Date: 2021-07-12

Wade hosts as Mark and Bob share some classic "hold my beer" moments from their college days.

10. Synchronicity

Air Date: 2021-07-19

In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.

11. Perfect Crime

Air Date: 2021-07-26

Mark, Bob and Wade aim to answer the age old hypothetical question: "What is the perfect crime?".

12. Kids are Stupid

Air Date: 2021-08-02

The guys share stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, and somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.

13. Happy Funerals

Air Date: 2021-08-09

Bob hosts, opening the floor for Mark and Wade to discuss what they want their funerals to be like.

14. Future

Air Date: 2021-08-16

This week, the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? The guys wonder if they too will be accurate if they attempt to do the same.

15. How to make a Best Friend

Air Date: 2021-08-23

The guys give absolutely the worst advice possible on how to make a best friend.

16. On Sh*t Moments

Air Date: 2021-08-30

The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included, underwear left behind

17. How Dare You

Air Date: 2021-09-06

Tough sports coaches, rude fast food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance against those who dared to cross them.

18. Dreams & Nightmares

Air Date: 2021-09-13

The guys recount their night terrors, the first ones they remember having as well as the ones they still have today. They also explore how memory relates to dreams.

19. King of Meat

Air Date: 2021-09-20

Following the first ever tie in Distractible history, Mark and Bob attempt to share hosting responsibilities, while Wade regales in his tales of good and not so good eats.

20. Life Plan

Air Date: 2021-09-27

The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points and what job they'd have in a zombie apocalypse.

21. Lies from Parents

Air Date: 2021-10-04

From coffee stunting your growth, to gum staying in your stomach forever, the guys recall the lies their parents told them growing up and how they still affect them as adults.

22. Dating Advice

Air Date: 2021-10-11

Wade hosts as Bob shares the story of his movie theater dating scare, and Mark reminisces on the only dating idea he had in high school, or the lack thereof.

23. Dangerous Coasters

Air Date: 2021-10-18

The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, as well as discuss what a hypothetical "euthanasia coaster" would consist of.

24. I Was Wrong...

Air Date: 2021-10-25

The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...

25. Fears & Fetishes

Air Date: 2021-11-01

Sharks, stage fright, and snapping your legs like Joe Theismann. Today, the guys discuss their fears and whether or not the opposite of a fear is a fetish.

26. Old Men

Air Date: 2021-11-08

Let's face it: Mark, Bob and Wade are getting - up there.

27. We Are All Going To Die

Air Date: 2021-11-15

Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?

28. Young & Stupid

Air Date: 2021-11-22

The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!

29. That One Guy

Air Date: 2021-11-29

Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?

30. Never Give Up

Air Date: 2021-12-06

Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.

31. Humanity Is Bad

Air Date: 2021-12-13

Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good.

32. Christmas Gone Wrong

Air Date: 2021-12-20

The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.

33. Failed Resolutions

Air Date: 2021-12-27

Mark's bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinks an entire handle of vodka, and Wade is - jogging? The guys discuss self improvement and whether or not New Year's is overrated.

34. The Perfect Meal

Air Date: 2022-01-03

The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.

35. Cryptids Are Scary

Air Date: 2022-01-10

Mark's late-night descent into the "distressingmemes" subreddit sparks discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade's favorite cryptids.

36. Bad Habits

Air Date: 2022-01-17

From nose picking to cigarette smoking, the guys start 2022 off by discussing their worst habits.

37. Beware The Candy Uncle...

Air Date: 2022-01-24

Inspired by the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to brainstorm creative ways to keep kids from eating too much candy.

38. Funniest Joke In The World

Air Date: 2022-01-31

After reading an "official" list of the funniest jokes in the world and deciding they aren't that funny, Bob challenges Mark and Wade to find or make the funniest joke in the world, with Mark ultimately turning to AI for assistance.

39. Waste Of Money

Air Date: 2022-02-07

The guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of money. From Craigslist scams to mobile games, yard sales and more.

40. The Distractible Threesome

Air Date: 2022-02-14

In honor of Valentine's Day, the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times' "36 Questions that Lead to Love".

41. The Worst Piece Of Sh*t Episode Ever

Air Date: 2022-02-21

Bob hosts and absentmindedly goes over an entire topic that the guys have already discussed in an earlier episode, leading to him having a breakdown. Also, Wade's dogs are fine, thanks for asking.

42. Criminally Subliminal

Air Date: 2022-02-28

Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. The guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads and how they approach recording their own ads for Distractible.

43. Hill I Will Die On

Air Date: 2022-03-07

Prepare for a lot of hot takes as the guys explore their own and argue about them.

44. Pet Stories

Air Date: 2022-03-14

The guys reminisce about hilarious and chaotic pet-related memories.

45. Disappointing Our Parents

Air Date: 2022-03-21

Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.

1. Superstitions

Air Date: 2022-03-27

Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for the Cincinnati Bengals' future success in football, and Mark theorizes that human compulsions might come from a simulation.

2. Self Confidence

Air Date: 2022-04-03

Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.

3. We Die On Your Hills

Air Date: 2022-04-10

Inspired by the guys' previous discussion about their own hot takes, they scour the Distractible subreddit in search of hills that the listeners will die on, and discuss whether or not they agree.

4. Serotonin

Air Date: 2022-04-17

From TikToks with bad auto-tune, to nostalgic educational computer games, the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.

5. Oh No, The Future UwU

Air Date: 2022-04-24

The guys discuss fears of things yet to come, while Mark struggles to keep Wade on topic.

6. Aliens Among Us

Air Date: 2022-05-01

Does our solar system have a tenth planet? Are there really UFOs flying around earth? And what the hell is a tardigrade? The guys answer all these questions and more while discussing potential evidence for life elsewhere in the universe.

7. So Bad It's Good

Air Date: 2022-05-08

Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad they might just be good after all.

8. Wade's Secret Words

Air Date: 2022-05-15

In this new episode format, Judge Wade let's the listeners in on his secret points system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they struggle to collect as many points as they can.

9. F*ck You Energy

Air Date: 2022-05-22

The guys discuss times in their life where their pure rage and annoyance were transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways.

10. We Got Screwed

Air Date: 2022-05-29

Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance", and unobserved restaurant reservations: the guys talk about specific times they've been screwed over by life.

11. The Bobs & The Bees

Air Date: 2022-06-05

In yet another classic episode revolving around Bob, Mark and Wade are assigned the responsibility of raising Bob throughout his childhood and teaching him important life lessons along the way, in their own ways.

12. Who's The Worst

Air Date: 2022-06-12

The guys play a game of "Morals or NO Morals" and end up focusing on the latter.

13. Don't Laugh

Air Date: 2022-06-20

Wade creates a new points system once again, pitting Mark's laughter against Bob's laughter.

14. The Atrocities Of Summer

Air Date: 2022-06-26

Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark deviates into delusion.

15. Anything Goes

Air Date: 2022-07-03

Mark leaves things up to chance for Bob and Wade in this new game mode featuring a blaring alarm and randomly generated countdowns.

16. Worst World Records

Air Date: 2022-07-10

Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade compete to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.

17. Conspiracy Theories

Air Date: 2022-07-17

The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Edward Snowden and The NSA: the guys dive deep (but not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.

18. Before We Die

Air Date: 2022-07-24

The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.

19. The Boys Bet It All

Air Date: 2022-07-31

Mark whips up a new timed game mode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winners pot.

20. Fast Food Tier List

Air Date: 2022-08-07

The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonald's, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots.

21. The Distractible Game Show

Air Date: 2022-08-14

Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite game shows, then surprises them with his own game show for them to compete in.

22. Bob Doesn't Know

Air Date: 2022-08-21

Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.

23. Go With Your Guy

Air Date: 2022-08-28

Door-to-door salesman, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.

24. Musical Memories

Air Date: 2022-09-04

First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.

25. Solving The Unsolvable

Air Date: 2022-09-11

Why humans sleep, the creator of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries.

26. Broken News

Air Date: 2022-09-18

In the spirit of the Distractible Live episodes on the Distractible Youtube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles. Riffing ensues.

27. Video Game Tier List

Air Date: 2022-09-25

Bob's hot take on Pokémon, Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's, find out where the guys rank these games and more.

28. Naked

Air Date: 2022-10-02

The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.

29. The Bait Debate

Air Date: 2022-10-09

Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.

30. Big Or Small

Air Date: 2022-10-16

What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.

31. Change

Air Date: 2022-10-23

Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!

32. Candy Tier List

Air Date: 2022-10-30

Today the guys compile a contentious tier list about all different kinds of candy, just in time for Halloween.

33. Devil's Advocate

Air Date: 2022-11-06

Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the Devil's Advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.

34. Would You Rather

Air Date: 2022-11-13

Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.

35. Thank You

Air Date: 2022-11-20

Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which Mark the host, of course, converts to numerical point values.

36. I Tried So Hard And Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter

Air Date: 2022-11-27

Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.

37. One Paw In The Grave

Air Date: 2022-12-04

Wade's emotional roller coaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Oh, and Bob gives a fridge update.

38. We're NOT Getting Old

Air Date: 2022-12-11

Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.

39. Don't Say Christmas

Air Date: 2022-12-19

Wade's Secret Words is back, but this time there's only a single word in the game: Christmas.

40. The Perfect Day

Air Date: 2022-12-25

Bob and Wade derail Mark's profound and dedicated search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.

41. Good Bad Habits

Air Date: 2023-01-01

You know the guys are getting older, but now it's time they try to convince you their bad habits are actually good.

42. You Member?

Air Date: 2023-01-08

Bob gives an update on his newborn baby, James, then pivots the topic to memory. The guys then discuss some of their first memories and how they think memories actually work.

43. The Ick

Air Date: 2023-01-15

Inspired by a post from the official Distractible subreddit, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick".

44. Bob's Baby

Air Date: 2023-01-22

In an episode that takes a more serious turn, Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his son's birth, and how they affected him and his wife.

45. Wade's Silly Choices

Air Date: 2023-01-29

A major tone switch from the last episode, Wade is hosting and makes Mark and Bob talk through strange and hilarious scenarios. From having the worst super power imaginable, to living in a world ruled by clowns, and more.

46. Friendship Test: Mark Edition

Air Date: 2023-02-05

Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test via some Mark-based trivia.

47. Profession Confessions

Air Date: 2023-02-12

Bob hosts a conversation about uncomfortable job stories, embarking the guys on a wild trip down memory lane.

48. The Masks We Wear

Air Date: 2023-02-19

On a more serious note than normal, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put our masks on for, and whether those masked versions of ourselves are really us.

49. Distractible: The Musical

Air Date: 2023-02-26

The guys star in an improvised musical about video games, news, or anything else that comes to mind.

50. The Emmy Losing Episode

Air Date: 2023-03-05

Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic: making the perfect video game. Except it goes horribly wrong. Or does it? Because during today's conversation, no one can seem to agree on anything.

1. Am I The Asshole?

Air Date: 2023-03-08

A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page! P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted...

2. Good Advice?

Air Date: 2023-03-12

Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid.  P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on!

3. The Shoe Game

Air Date: 2023-03-16

Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game.

4. The Fairest Episode Ever

Air Date: 2023-03-19

Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair.

5. Just Relax

Air Date: 2023-03-23

If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations.

6. Self Actualization

Air Date: 2023-03-26

Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements.

7. Wonders Of Our World

Air Date: 2023-03-30

Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world.

8. Video Game Tier List (Part 2)

Air Date: 2023-04-02

Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list.

9. Would You Rather (Part 2)

Air Date: 2023-04-06

The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather.

10. Our Firsts

Air Date: 2023-04-09

Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences.

11. Wade's Questions

Air Date: 2023-04-13

Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together.

12. Million Dollars, But...

Air Date: 2023-04-16

Mark offers the guys 1 million dollars, but for weird consequences. The coin flip at the beginning? Nah, that's not important at all.

13. Who's Better

Air Date: 2023-04-20

Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?

14. Riddles & Rhymes

Air Date: 2023-04-23

Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes...

15. Ohio Stuff

Air Date: 2023-04-27

The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD.

16. Bread

Air Date: 2023-04-30

Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread.

17. Three Peens In A Pod

Air Date: 2023-05-04

Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't?

18. The Wheel Of Fate

Air Date: 2023-05-07

A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode.

19. Will You Press The Button?

Air Date: 2023-05-11

You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios.

20. Hypocrisy?

Air Date: 2023-05-14

The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites!

21. Artificial Intelligence

Air Date: 2023-05-18

Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say?

22. What I Want

Air Date: 2023-05-21

A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now.

23. Bob Wins This Episode

Air Date: 2023-05-25

The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads.

24. I'm Better

Air Date: 2023-05-28

Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them.

25. Listener Q&A

Air Date: 2023-06-01

Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out!

26. I Wasn't Ready

Air Date: 2023-06-04

College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood.

27. Rage

Air Date: 2023-06-08

Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage...

28. Weird

Air Date: 2023-06-12

Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways.

29. Weird (Part 2)

Air Date: 2023-06-15

Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode.

30. Weird (Part 3)

Air Date: 2023-06-18

But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate.

31. YouTubers For YouTubers

Air Date: 2023-06-22

What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show!

32. It's Mark's Birthday

Air Date: 2023-06-25

Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love.

33. Whimsical Headlines

Air Date: 2023-06-29

This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4...

34. I Quit (Part 1)

Air Date: 2023-07-09

The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade

35. You Ever Feel A Feel?

Air Date: 2023-07-13

It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels.

36. Microplastics Solved Forever

Air Date: 2023-07-16

Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet.

37. I Quit (Part 2)

Air Date: 2023-07-20

We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward.

38. Mac Vs. PC

Air Date: 2023-07-23

The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY.

39. Reading

Air Date: 2023-07-27

Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure.

40. Distractible Tier List

Air Date: 2023-07-30

Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits!

41. Aliens Among Us (Part 2)

Air Date: 2023-08-03

It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe...

42. Dicebreakers!

Air Date: 2023-08-06

The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20.

43. Subreddit Enemy No. 1

Air Date: 2023-08-10

Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas.

44. Feels Like Home

Air Date: 2023-08-13

There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...?

45. Why Animal There?

Air Date: 2023-08-17

Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't.

46. Doing it Wrong

Air Date: 2023-08-20

Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis.

47. Philoso-NO

Air Date: 2023-08-24

An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway?

48. Five Nights At Freddy's Tier List

Air Date: 2023-08-27

The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain.

49. Markiplier and Friends

Air Date: 2023-08-31

Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space.

50. Five Night's At Freddy's Tier List (Part 2)

Air Date: 2023-09-03

Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?"

51. Wade's Food Questions

Air Date: 2023-09-07

In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer.

52. Distractible Escape Room

Air Date: 2023-09-10

Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles?

53. Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?

Air Date: 2023-09-14

Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!

54. Mark Hates The Moon

Air Date: 2023-09-17

Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation.

55. Bob's Confusing Words

Air Date: 2023-09-21

If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode!

56. Front Page News

Air Date: 2023-09-24

Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably.

57. Distractible Riddle Realm

Air Date: 2023-09-28

Mark rips off Bob and Mandy.

58. Wade, Bob, and Friend

Air Date: 2023-10-01

Bob and Wade punish Mark.

59. Illegal Advice

Air Date: 2023-10-05

Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions.

60. Are These Gaffes?

Air Date: 2023-10-08

The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself.

61. I Don't Know What I Expected

Air Date: 2023-10-12

Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place...

62. Worth It

Air Date: 2023-10-15

Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost.

63. Boo!

Air Date: 2023-10-19

Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying.

64. Tricks or Tropes?

Air Date: 2023-10-22

Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow...

65. King Of Horror Hill

Air Date: 2023-10-27

From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain?

66. The Pre Of Life

Air Date: 2023-10-29

What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world.

67. No Thank You

Air Date: 2023-11-02

As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)

68. Curious Conspiracy Corner

Air Date: 2023-11-05

Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far...

69. News Everyone!

Air Date: 2023-11-09

Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once.

70. Bullsh*t

Air Date: 2023-11-12

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it.

71. Voice Me, Dammit!

Air Date: 2023-11-16

The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak.

72. Boy, I Miss That

Air Date: 2023-11-19

Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older.

73. Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis

Air Date: 2023-11-23

Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD.

74. Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords

Air Date: 2023-11-26

A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics.

75. Actually Nothing

Air Date: 2023-11-30

Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode.

76. Return Of The Gingerdead Man

Air Date: 2023-12-04

Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?"

77. You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why

Air Date: 2023-12-07

Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations.

78. Live, Laugh, Lose

Air Date: 2023-12-10

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think).

79. "Not" "Financial" "Advice"

Air Date: 2023-12-14

Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips.

80. Evil League Of Evil

Air Date: 2023-12-17

Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!"

81. That's Stupid, Let's Do It

Air Date: 2023-12-21

Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity.

82. Confusing Christmas Words

Air Date: 2023-12-24

Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys.

83. We Hate Christmas

Air Date: 2023-12-29

Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season.

84. New Year, New Brain

Air Date: 2023-12-31

Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI.

85. We Forgot To Stretch

Air Date: 2024-01-04

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching.

86. What Distractible Stands For

Air Date: 2024-01-07

The guys decide to put their reputations on the line.

87. Gifts, Holes, and Powers

Air Date: 2024-01-11

Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers.

88. How Do You Know?

Air Date: 2024-01-14

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do.

89. Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour

Air Date: 2024-01-18

Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade.

90. Wade Wins

Air Date: 2024-01-21

You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we?

91. We're Getting Older

Air Date: 2024-01-25

Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest.

92. Chess 3

Air Date: 2024-01-28

Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3!

93. Squid Game Too

Air Date: 2024-02-01

Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions.

94. I CAN FLY!

Air Date: 2024-02-04

Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about.

95. Dr.Bob's Real Boy Test

Air Date: 2024-02-08

Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy."

96. Wade Wins (Part 2)

Air Date: 2024-02-12

All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade.

97. Wade Games

Air Date: 2024-02-16

They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?”

98. The Council Of Distractible

Air Date: 2024-02-19

Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible.

99. You'll Never Believe What Happened

Air Date: 2024-02-22

Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus.

1. This Is Our Roman Empire

Air Date: 2024-02-25

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.

2. It's Okay, We're Engineers

Air Date: 2024-02-29

This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.

3. Games Are Getting Older

Air Date: 2024-03-03

Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.

4. We Are The Main Character

Air Date: 2024-03-07

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.

5. Tear Down These Balls

Air Date: 2024-03-10

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.

6. Pants

Air Date: 2024-03-15

Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.

7. How To Milk Your Dinosaur

Air Date: 2024-03-17

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.

8. Power

Air Date: 2024-03-21

With great power, comes great Distractibility.

9. Old Is Awesome

Air Date: 2024-03-24

It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.

10. No Topic Left Beef

Air Date: 2024-03-28

Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.

11. Wrong Answers Only

Air Date: 2024-03-31

Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.

12. Do You Fear Death-uh?

Air Date: 2024-04-04

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.

13. The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever

Air Date: 2024-04-07

We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.

14. Cake Or AI?

Air Date: 2024-04-11

Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.

15. Cake Or AI Too

Air Date: 2024-04-14

Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.

16. Chugging Hot Tub Water

Air Date: 2024-04-19

Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.

17. Uplifting Children's Stories

Air Date: 2024-04-21

Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.

18. The Cursed Man

Air Date: 2024-04-25

Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.

19. Bad Or Worse

Air Date: 2024-04-28

What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.

20. At Least 20 Questions

Air Date: 2024-05-02

Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.

21. 20 More Questions (At Least)

Air Date: 2024-05-05

Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!

22. Animal Noises

Air Date: 2024-05-09

Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.

23. There Is No Excuse

Air Date: 2024-05-12

There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...

24. It's Over, It's Done

Air Date: 2024-05-16

Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.

25. 1000 Hour Energy

Air Date: 2024-05-19

Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.

26. World Wade Supremacy

Air Date: 2024-05-23

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*

27. Naming 100 Women

Air Date: 2024-05-26

100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.

28. My Body Betrayed Me

Air Date: 2024-05-30

Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.

29. Two Truths And A Lie

Air Date: 2024-06-02

Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!

30. Shotgun Roulette

Air Date: 2024-06-06

So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.

31. The Inaugural Boat Episode

Air Date: 2024-06-09

Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.

32. We Should Buy A Movie Theater!

Air Date: 2024-06-13

Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!

33. The Room Where It Happened

Air Date: 2024-06-17

The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)

34. We Might Have Started The Fire

Air Date: 2024-06-21

Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.

35. 20 Easy Questions

Air Date: 2024-06-23

Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.

36. It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)

Air Date: 2024-06-27

Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!

37. Best Of Times, Worst Of Times

Air Date: 2024-06-30

The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.

38. Saving You Money

Air Date: 2024-07-04

Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com

39. The Dumb Of Humanity

Air Date: 2024-07-07

I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.

40. Sorry For My Singing

Air Date: 2024-07-11

Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.

41. Red 40, Set Hut!

Air Date: 2024-07-14

Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.

42. A Special Message For Our Listeners

Air Date: 2024-07-19

Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.

43. Glauber Salt

Air Date: 2024-07-21

This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.

44. Theater Of The Mind

Air Date: 2024-07-25

The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...

45. Tongue Twisters

Air Date: 2024-07-28

Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.

46. Worm Love

Air Date: 2024-08-01

Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?

47. The Last Great Debate

Air Date: 2024-08-04

Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.

48. Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)

Air Date: 2024-08-08

Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.

49. Big Or Small (Part 2)

Air Date: 2024-08-11

The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?

50. Get More Stupider

Air Date: 2024-08-15

Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

51. On Success

Air Date: 2024-08-18

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.

52. The Dumb Of Introverts

Air Date: 2024-08-22

Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.

53. Mark's Secret Words

Air Date: 2024-08-25

Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...

54. We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)

Air Date: 2024-08-29

(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.

55. Conspiracy. CHANGE!

Air Date: 2024-09-01

Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.

56. Bob's Secret Words

Air Date: 2024-09-06

Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...

57. Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)

Air Date: 2024-09-08

After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!

58. Talent

Air Date: 2024-09-12

Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.

59. WikiHow About Now?

Air Date: 2024-09-15

Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.

60. Nah, I'd Win

Air Date: 2024-09-19

It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.

61. The Episode You Can Taste

Air Date: 2024-09-23

This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.

62. All Nighters

Air Date: 2024-09-26

We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.

63. The Most Cursed Moments

Air Date: 2024-09-29

With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.

64. What Song Do You See?

Air Date: 2024-10-04

Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.

65. Try New Things

Air Date: 2024-10-06

The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.

66. Get More Stupider (Part 2)

Air Date: 2024-10-10

"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"

67. Parlor Games

Air Date: 2024-10-14

It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.

68. QUITTER!

Air Date: 2024-10-17

You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.

69. Two Sentence Horror Stories

Air Date: 2024-10-20

Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.

70. More Villain Awards

Air Date: 2024-10-25

Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?

71. Never Hug Your Teacher

Air Date: 2024-10-27

Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.

72. Definitely Real Things

Air Date: 2024-10-31

The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.

73. Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)

Air Date: 2024-11-03

Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?

74. Edutainment!

Air Date: 2024-11-07

Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.

75. Get Mad Libs

Air Date: 2024-11-10

Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.

76. Wade Is Sopping

Air Date: 2024-11-14

Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.

77. The Election Episode

Air Date: 2024-11-17

Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.

78. Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)

Air Date: 2024-11-21

Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.

79. Florida or No Florida?

Air Date: 2024-11-24

Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.

80. Wade For President

Air Date: 2024-11-28

Together, we can Make America Wade Again!

81. Top 10 Things

Air Date: 2024-12-01

Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.

82. Bob's Fridge (Part 2)

Air Date: 2024-12-05

There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.

83. The Cost Is Correct

Air Date: 2024-12-08

If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”

84. Mark of Theseus

Air Date: 2024-12-13

Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?

85. What's Wrong With Video Games?

Air Date: 2024-12-16

Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!

86. [Insert Topic Here]

Air Date: 2024-12-19

[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]

87. Merry Christmas, Bob!

Air Date: 2024-12-22

Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.

88. New Year, Old Us

Air Date: 2024-12-26

Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...

89. Does Order Matters?

Air Date: 2024-12-30

New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.

90. Time and Stuff

Air Date: 2025-01-03

It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.

91. The Distractible Paradox

Air Date: 2025-01-05

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.

92. Where Am I?!

Air Date: 2025-01-09

Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...

93. Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks

Air Date: 2025-01-19

As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.

94. There's An Easter Egg At 43:51

Air Date: 2025-01-23

Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.

95. Order Matters Too

Air Date: 2025-01-26

Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.

96. More Broken News

Air Date: 2025-01-30

Wade gets himself canceled.

97. Big Dog Energy

Air Date: 2025-02-03

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.

98. Acronyms, But Better

Air Date: 2025-02-06

Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)

99. WordPad Broke

Air Date: 2025-02-09

All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.

100. Mark Prepared For This

Air Date: 2025-02-13

Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!

101. The Council of Distractible (Part 2)

Air Date: 2025-02-16

The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."

1. Mark's One Man Show

Air Date: 2025-02-21

Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.

2. When Was That Again?

Air Date: 2025-02-23

When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!

3. Who Want Million?

Air Date: 2025-02-27

I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.)

4. Right In The Sauce Box

Air Date: 2025-03-02

Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup.

5. Hide The Penny

Air Date: 2025-03-07

For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable!

6. September 10th

Air Date: 2025-03-09

Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction.

7. Our Shirts Are Out

Air Date: 2025-03-13

A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life.

8. We've Never Done This Before

Air Date: 2025-03-16

Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!

9. The Best, The Worst

Air Date: 2025-03-20

For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.

10. Illegal Advice Too

Air Date: 2025-03-23

This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.

11. Faster or Slower?

Air Date: 2025-03-27

Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.

12. Animal Noises Too

Air Date: 2025-03-30

This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Old Mark-plier had another farm. E.

13. Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati

Air Date: 2025-04-03

The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.

14. Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)

Air Date: 2025-04-06

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.

15. Slice of Life

Air Date: 2025-04-10

The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.

16. Even More Broken News

Air Date: 2025-04-13

The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.

17. Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes

Air Date: 2025-04-17

Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.

18. The Perfecter Crime

Air Date: 2025-04-20

Orange Is The New Distract.

19. Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk

Air Date: 2025-04-24

The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.

20. The Even More Perfecter Crime

Air Date: 2025-04-27

Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade."

21. Weird (Part 4)

Air Date: 2025-05-01

Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob?

22. Who Is Us?

Air Date: 2025-05-04

All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode!

23. idk, some "Q"s

Air Date: 2025-05-08

W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s.

24. Three Word Sales Pitch

Air Date: 2025-05-11

Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff!

25. Mark's Big Dumb Word Game

Air Date: 2025-05-15

Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses.

26. A Disgusting Episode

Air Date: 2025-05-19

Well, that was gross...

27. Don't Get Me Started

Air Date: 2025-05-22

Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started...

28. Peekaboo!

Air Date: 2025-05-26

Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob.

29. We Hate These States

Air Date: 2025-05-29

The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering.

30. Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game

Air Date: 2025-06-01

The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it.

31. Somehow, Even More Broken News

Air Date: 2025-06-05

The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back!

32. Sometimes We Just Chat

Air Date: 2025-06-09

What's better than this? Guys being dudes.

33. They've Gone Too Far!

Air Date: 2025-06-12

If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken.

34. Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)

Air Date: 2025-06-15

Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald.

35. Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)

Air Date: 2025-06-20

Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders.

36. Frog Sticks!

Air Date: 2025-06-22

What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade...

37. 20 "Simple" Questions

Air Date: 2025-06-26

It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now.

38. Gaming News

Air Date: 2025-06-29

Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world.

39. I Farted During This Episode

Air Date: 2025-07-03

How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something...

40. Fourth of Poo-ly

Air Date: 2025-07-07

What's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July?

41. I Miss The Old Distractible

Air Date: 2025-07-10

I liked Distractible before it was cool.

42. I See Two Paths

Air Date: 2025-07-13

Look no further, you've come to the right place to gain sacred knowledge about crows, plants, geese, and zombies.

43. Don't Google Pin Buttock

Air Date: 2025-07-18

"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre.

44. Wade Lied To Us

Air Date: 2025-07-20

Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets.

45. I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)

Air Date: 2025-07-24

Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces.

46. Oregon Trail

Air Date: 2025-07-27

3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks.

47. Devil's Advocate (Part 2)

Air Date: 2025-07-31

It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument.

48. Fourth of Poo-gust

Air Date: 2025-08-03

The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode.

49. Record Setting Guessing

Air Date: 2025-08-07

Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest.

50. Size Matters

Air Date: 2025-08-10

Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes.

51. Hot Takes, Cold Truths

Air Date: 2025-08-14

Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes.

52. Draw or Die

Air Date: 2025-08-17

Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game.

53. Hinged or Unhinged

Air Date: 2025-08-21

No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom.

54. Legend of The Monkey's Paw

Air Date: 2025-08-24

The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make.

55. Hide The Penny (Part 2)

Air Date: 2025-08-28

You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French.

56. Drama Alarm

Air Date: 2025-08-31

The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one.

57. Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)

Air Date: 2025-09-04

Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight.

58. What The Hell Is That?

Air Date: 2025-09-07

Bob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game.

59. Anything Goes (Part 2)

Air Date: 2025-09-11

Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables.

60. Let's Get Deep

Air Date: 2025-09-14

Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.

61. Bob's One Man Show

Air Date: 2025-09-18

Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.

62. For Folk's Sake

Air Date: 2025-09-21

The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty.

63. Shame, Shame, Shame

Air Date: 2025-09-25

A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful.

64. The Pee Covered Episode

Air Date: 2025-09-29

The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury.

65. Wade Has An Interest

Air Date: 2025-10-02

What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch.

66. A Harrowing Journey

Air Date: 2025-10-05

Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one.

67. Three Sentence Horror Stories

Air Date: 2025-10-09

Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode.

68. In This Game... Only Letters, Friends

Air Date: 2025-10-12

A Distractible episode is worth a thousand words.

69. The Cursed Episode

Air Date: 2025-10-16

Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends.

70. The Oxford 3000

Air Date: 2025-10-19

Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos.

71. Nah, I'd Lose

Air Date: 2025-10-23

Not all battles are worth winning.

72. World Record (Today)

Air Date: 2025-10-26

Hiii...

73. Viewer Discretion Is Advised

Air Date: 2025-10-30

View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight...

74. Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)

Air Date: 2025-11-13

He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.

75. Please Laugh

Air Date: 2025-11-16

Listeners, you're responsible for this...

76. King of the Friend Zone

Air Date: 2025-11-20

Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away...

77. Wade's/Bob's/Mandy's Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)

Air Date: 2025-11-24

Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.

78. Anything Goes (Part 3)

Air Date: 2025-11-27

Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."

79. Get More Faster

Air Date: 2025-12-07

The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert...

80. Will It Into Existence

Air Date: 2025-12-11

Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.

81. Size Matters (Part 2)

Air Date: 2025-12-14

The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test.

82. Squid Game (Even Too-er)

Air Date: 2025-12-18

The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.

83. Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo

Air Date: 2025-12-22

The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.

84. 2026 Distractible Game Guide

Air Date: 2026-01-04

New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.

85. Make Wade Do It

Air Date: 2026-01-08

Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.

86. Wade's One Man Show

Air Date: 2026-01-22

The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob

87. Everybody Hates Dor

Air Date: 2026-01-25

Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)

88. Snow Days

Air Date: 2026-01-29

The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.

89. Yeah, He'd Live

Air Date: 2026-02-01

Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.

90. How Do You Pan?

Air Date: 2026-02-05

The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.

91. Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game

Air Date: 2026-02-08

Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.

92. Draw Or Die (Part 2)

Air Date: 2026-02-12

Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.

93. Fortunately, Unfortunately

Air Date: 2026-02-15

Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.

94. Bad Mood

Air Date: 2026-02-19

The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.

95. I'm a Doctor!

Air Date: 2026-02-22

Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*

96. Solar System Tier List

Air Date: 2026-02-26

Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...

97. News Flash!

Air Date: 2026-03-02

Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.

98. How to ABCs

Air Date: 2026-03-05

Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.

99. The Smell You Can Lick

Air Date: 2026-03-08

Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.

100. Friday the 13th

Air Date: 2026-03-12

WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.

101. Dicebreakers Too!

Air Date: 2026-03-15

Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.

102. Buy My Thing!

Air Date: 2026-03-23

What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?

103. That Sounds Good!

Air Date: 2026-03-29

What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...

104. Oxford 3000 AND TOO

Air Date: 2026-04-05

Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.

105. Anything Goes (Part 4)

Air Date: 2026-04-12

Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.

106. Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)

Air Date: 2026-04-19

Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.

107. That Sounds Bad!

Air Date: 2026-04-26

Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark.

108. Reverse Charades

Air Date: 2026-05-03

Quick, get flat!

109. America vs Europe

Air Date: 2026-05-11

No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.

110. The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)

Air Date: 2026-05-17

Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!

1. Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)

Air Date: 2026-05-24

Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.

2. Hard or Soft?

Air Date: 2026-05-31

The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?

3. Burnout

Air Date: 2026-06-07

The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.

4. Doing Too Much

Air Date: 2026-06-14

Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.

5. Markiplier Likes That?

Air Date: 2026-06-21

How well do Bald and Dad know Short?

6. Going Nuclear

Air Date: 2026-06-28

Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?

7. Unhappy Birthday

Air Date: 2026-07-05

To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.

8. Hoopst Was First?

Air Date: 2026-07-12

This game about firsts is making me firsty.

9. The Perfectest Crime

Air Date: 2026-07-19

Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.

10. Wade Definitely Has A Topic

Air Date: 2026-07-26

The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.

11. Please Be Nice

Air Date: 2026-08-02

Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.

12. I'm Wade. I'm Bald

Air Date: 2026-08-09

He's bald. He's Wade.

13. Choose Your Own Cousin

Air Date: 2026-08-17

Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."

14. TBD

Air Date: 2026-08-23

15. TBD

Air Date: 2026-08-30