Function Room

1. Pie Noon

Air Date: 1985-07-05

Pork pie eating champion Sid finds his record under threat from a lifelong rival.

2. Cary Grant's Nose

Air Date: 1985-07-12

A woman running a lookalike agency seeks someone to portray Cary Grant for a sherry commercial, but the only suitable applicant is a punk.

3. Congratulations Miss Brandon

Air Date: 1985-07-19

An annual beauty contest is complicated by the dubious past of the likely winner.

4. Movie Queen

Air Date: 1985-08-09

A fading film star returns to her home town as part of her slow comeback. An ambitious young actress wins a meeting with her, leading to a confrontation and surprises for the two women and the star's manager.

5. Nurses Do

Air Date: 1985-08-23

Two not-so-young men gatecrash a nurses' party and develop very different relationships with the women they meet.

6. Play Acting

Air Date: 1985-08-30

7. Wingers

Air Date: 1985-09-13

Partners in a theatrical agency look for new talent, known as 'wingers'.