Almost Live!

1. Episode 1

Air Date: 1989-10-02

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12. Episode 12

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14. Episode 14

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15. Episode 15

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16. Episode 16

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17. Episode 17

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18. Space Needle Collapse

Air Date: 1989-04-01

On April Fools Day 1989, Seattle's local sketch comedy show "Almost Live" ran this segment as a prank.

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24. Episode 24

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26. Episode 26

Air Date: 1989-05-28

1. Sitizens To Save Selig

Air Date: 1989-09-23

Expresso Letter Express; Shame of Seattle; Neptune’s Moon Triton with JPL; College Tips; Needles in Seattle Parks.

2. Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan

Air Date: 1989-09-30

Ordering Pizza at Halftime; Artsy Fartsy Commercial; Bill Nye the Science Guy; This Here Place Home Improvement.

3. Chainsaw C.P.A.

Air Date: 1989-10-07

Boeing Strike; Chainsaw C.P.A.; Centennial Celebration: Bigfoot; Mariners Locker Room; The Urban Sportsman; The Lame List.

4. How To Choose a Video Rental

Air Date: 1989-10-14

Truant Officer; Cross-Training With Bill Nye; Office Salt Lick; Channelers Convention in Yelm; The Finger Olympics.

5. Tips on Inexpensive Fun

Air Date: 1989-10-21

DJ Cop; Non-competitive Competing; Re-enactment News Network; Tips on Inexpensive Fun; Seasons In the Sun.

6. High Five’N White Guys

Air Date: 1989-10-28

Best of List; High Five’N White Guys; Defeating Monsters; Chamber of Horrors; Seattle Halloween Costumes; Surprisingly Pleasant Vietnam Vet.

7. Speedwalker saves Kingdome

Air Date: 1989-11-04

Speedwalker; Boeing contract negotiations; Uncle Buzz; The Lame List.

8. Celebrating Washington state's 100th birthday

Air Date: 1989-11-11

Cold open on mayor rice being elected, mind your manners, easy listening news, quick shopping and Washington celebrates 100th anniversary.

9. Bill Nye the Science Guy solves an age-old question

Air Date: 1989-11-18

High Five’n White Guys, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Great Minds Address the Issues, Channel U, I Married a Channeler

10. A Thanksgiving special from the booth

Air Date: 1989-12-02

Smoothing things out in Tacoma, minding your manners, the Speed Walker and more.

11. Getting to the bottom of viewer questions

Air Date: 1989-12-09

Seahawks locker room, The Men from Sprouts, Scopin Movies, and more.

12. Refrigerator Magnet Theater

Air Date: 1990-01-13

Seahawks Santa cold open, Loser magazine, KJR music, holiday gift rules, This here place, Refrigerator Magnet Theater.

13. Looking back at 1989 with 'We Didn't Start the Fire' PNW rendition

Air Date: 1990-01-20

Your Matters, The Lame List, PNW "We Didn’t Start the Fire" and more.

14. Lighting things on fire with Bill Nye

Air Date: 1990-01-27

Ideas for the M’s, New athletic shoes, Chewing tobacco or nose things, Bill Nye science experiment, French wine or hockey player, Really hard copy.

15. Andy Kaufmann and his giant frogs

Air Date: 1990-02-03

Superbowl pre-pre-pre-game show, Andy Kaufmann and his giant frogs and more.

16. Activism Training 10

Air Date: 1990-02-10

Pullman cold open; DJ Priest; Activism Training 101; Retrospective of 80s music; DonnyBrook; and more.

17. Pres. H. W. Bush press conference cold open, special guest Jay Leno

Air Date: 1990-02-17

Presidential press conference cold open, High Five’n White Guys, Atitude News, America’s Wackiest Home Videos, Refrigerator Magnet Theater

18. Healing Zeppelin syndrome

Air Date: 1990-02-24

Nordstroms cold open, Stolen Nova, Ed’s Express, Zeppelin syndrome, The Answer is Ball, Almost Live kit, 90s Action series.

19. Bill Nye the Science Guy, Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups

Air Date: 1990-03-03

Mind Your Manners, Bill Nye the Science Guy, The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups, and Flyin’ Low.

20. Get the real theater experience with Movie Mates

Air Date: 1990-04-14

Movie Mates, The Flying Karamazov Brothers; Kenneth Moss; The John report; Five Clerks.

21. Earth Day cold open, The John Report

Air Date: 1990-04-21

Recycled tape Earth Day cold open, DJ/MD, Project Environment, The Pump by Reebok, The John Report, and more.

22. A low-speed chase to Bremerton

Air Date: 1990-04-28

Speed walker, Comic Diane Ford, Spaceman Doug, The John Report; Psycho Sushi.

23. High Five'N White Guys Day Off

Air Date: 1990-05-05

High Five’N White Guys day off, The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-ups, The John Report and more.

24. The Last Northwesterner

Air Date: 1990-05-12

Meet John’s mom, trade agreement with California, The Last Northwesterner, Bill Nye, Folk songs of the M’s, The John Report, Flyin’ Low.

25. Kingdog apology, The Hunter-Gatherer Report

Air Date: 1990-05-19

Kingdog cold open, Mind Your Manners, The Hunter Gather Report, This Here Place, The John Report and more.

26. Random Personality PSA

Air Date: 1990-05-26

Random Personality PSA; Money Can and Can't; Almost Live Training Film No. 32 - How Guys Barbeque; RoboSlug; The John Report; Comedian Peter Gaulke; Flyin' Low - Nothin' But Blue Sky

1. Wonderful Discoveries and Apple Keith

Air Date: 1991-09-28

Nerdy Something, Urban Wildlife, Apple Keith, Wonderful Discoveries and more.

2. COPS in Wallingford

Air Date: 1991-10-05

Bor-doz, just lustin, COPS in Wallingford, The John Report, The Lame List.

3. Big Hair Patrol

Air Date: 1991-10-12

4. Bill Nye's World of Science

Air Date: 1991-10-19

Bill Nye's World of Science; Bill Gates Husky Fund; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Rackets of Fury; A Woman's Place Monday; Modern Love; 80's Land; A Woman's Place Tuesday; Trendsetters; The John Report; A Woman's Place Wednesday; 1-900-THE JUDGE

5. Boeing Workout

Air Date: 1991-10-26

The Boeing Workout; Governor Booth Gardner; Halloween Treats; Anxiety Man!; Denim Alert; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Relation Translation Inc.; Crappy Old Car Show; The John Report; Blowhard Removal

6. The UW Locker Room

Air Date: 1991-11-02

The UW Locker Room; Yes on initiative 454; The missed best of Seattle; Speed Walker Lotto ticket heist; Yes on Initiative 401K; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest - Gold Digger; Yes on Initiative 217; The School of Country Music; Yes on Initiative 353; No on initiative 454; The John Report; Yes on initiative 918

7. Stationary Bike Workout

Air Date: 1991-11-09

Stationary Bike Workout; Sea-Tac Airport Improvements; Streetwaling Lawyers of Aurora Avenue; College Nickname or Thing in the Ocean; Boyz on the Hood; Roger Tarlington is sorry for US made cars; Rap Star or Type of Gum; Aggressive News; The John Report; Baseball Pitcher's Nickname of Comment Before Sex

8. Husky Beaver Highlights

Air Date: 1991-11-16

Husky Beaver Highlights; New Washington State Slogans; The Male Clinic; Urban Wildlife - Streetcorner Gnats; How To be a Video Store Clerk; College Talk; Urban Wildlife - Order Desk Owl; Good Buzz Malt Liquor; The John Report; Streetcorner Wildlife - Bus Stop Porcupine; Whore

9. Old Yeller

Air Date: 1991-11-23

Old Yeller; High Fivin' White Guys in the Pouring Rain; What the Northwest is Thankful For; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Five Disks of Death; Monday on a Woman's Place; The Ineffectual Middle Managment Suck-Ups; Raising Money for Washington State; Tuesday on a Woman's Place; The John Report; Wednesday on a Woman's Place

10. How the Grinch Stole Chrstmas

Air Date: 1991-12-14

How the Grinch Stole Chrstmas; Requested music; TV Christmas Specials; Sluggy Saves Christmas; Fairy Tail Character of American Fascist; Button Your Fly Seattle; Northwest Christmas Gifts; European Sports Team or Slang for Getting Sick; America's Most Pathetic People; The John Report; Canadian Football League Team or Type of Condom; The Lane List or What's Weak This Week

11. Sing Along With Nirvana

Air Date: 1992-01-11

Sing Along With Nirvana; Communism going-out-of-business sale; Almost Live Community Calendar; Tobacco Cola; Who Killed J.F.K. Today?; Halftime look at Evergreen State College; The John Report; Jimmy Swaggart's School of Driving.

12. King of the Couch

Air Date: 1992-11-18

King of the Couch; Eastside Olympics; Faces Places and Beer; Later Tonight part 1; Lover's Li'l Lie Detector; Up With TV; Later Tonight part 2; Folk Songs of South King County; The John Report; Later Tonight part 3; Global Java French Vanilla Cafe

13. Tool Train Intro

Air Date: 1992-11-25

Tool Train; How to Make the Super Bowl More Exciting; Date of the Month Club; The State of Mercer Island Address; Seattle Pro Coaches Halfway House; The Collector; The State of Bellingham Address; The John Report; The State of Kent Address

14. Congressional Intro

Air Date: 1992-02-01

15. Living Hell Lady

Air Date: 1992-02-08

16. Tequila Week In Review

Air Date: 1992-02-15

17. Australian Rules Chess

Air Date: 1992-02-22

18. Great Chefs of Tukwila

Air Date: 1992-02-29

Great Chefs of Tukwila; New U.W. Relationship Policy; Jet Guy in "The Early Years"; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 1; Jerk-A-Derm; Suburban Rebels; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 2; Oliver Stone's World Book Encyclopedia; The John Report; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 3

19. 45th Annual Kent Stacking of the Beer Cans

Air Date: 1992-04-04

45th Annual Kent Stacking of the Beer Cans; Musical Proposals; Seattle Summer; Monday on A Woman's Place; Reabok; Pushed to Far; Tueday on A Woman's Place; Say It With Flowers; The John Report; Wednesday on A Woman's Place

20. John Keister Steroid Workout

Air Date: 1992-04-11

John Keister Steroid Workout; Governor Locke's New Policies; Searching to signing a new band; Urban Wildlife - Supermarket Snail; Trendsetters; Studs From Microsoft; Urban Wildlife - Lunch Buzzards; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report;

21. The Tiny Show That Moves Around

Air Date: 1992-04-18

The Tiny Show That Moves Around; 1962 World's Fair Predictions; Guy & Gizmo; Almost Live! Community Calendar (1); Super Hero Answer Bureau; Almost Live! Community Calendar (2); Fallen Stars of the '80s; The John Report; Almost Live! Community Calendar (3)

22. Stocks & Bondage

Air Date: 1992-04-25

Stocks & Bondage; Jay Leno monologue; During their lifetime...; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Hoops of Fury; Subtitle Theater (1); Val Rippington's Used Men Lot; Uniquely Northwest products; Subtitle Theater (2); Super Aerobic Exerciser Baton; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

23. Opening Day of Boating Season

Air Date: 1992-05-02

24. The Golden Girl's Really Final Episode

Air Date: 1992-05-09

The Golden Girl's Really Final Episode; Diamond Claw Amphitheater Acts; The High-Fiv'n White Guys in Canada; Musical Term of Obscure African Country; Deadhead Home Remedies; What the Hell Have I Done Wrong Now?; Romantic Poet or Cracker; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report; Techno-Dance Band or Problem with your Body; The Tom Foley Workout

25. Bellevue Vice

Air Date: 1992-05-16

Bellevue Vice; Regional Anthems; COPS in Ballard; Washington In-State Higher Education Council - Bellingham Community College; Bill Bye the Science Guy; Washington In-State Higher Education Counci - Medina C.C & Tennis Academy; Bill Gates' Computer Cuts; The John Report; Washington In-State Higher Education Counci - Tri-Cities Community College

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1. Season 10 Press Conference

Air Date: 1993-09-25

2. Let's Scare the Amish

Air Date: 1993-10-02

Let's Scare the Amish; Romantic Progression; Lisa Simmons Bad Date - Lisa Gets a New Job; Good Morning Madonna; STP, Better then Syrup; "Do you think she's a little too thin?" The John Report; Doubles; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

3. Sleepless In Seattle

Air Date: 1993-10-09

Sleepless In Seattle; Harvey Kane Crossed Eyed Cop; What Bugs Stan - Lyrics to Bread Songs; Public Access Channel 29 - Emerald City Eligibles; Eternal Questions - Breast Size; The John Report; How Much of a Chance Do You Have of Winning the Washington Lottery?

4. Rude Noise Forum

Air Date: 1993-10-16

5. French for Puppets

Air Date: 1993-10-23

French for Puppets; Local celebrity movie reviews; Capable Woman; Headbanger Hair; First Date Postgame Show; Chatting about boyfriends; The John Report; Stop Doing That

6. Mormon Mission Triathlon

Air Date: 1993-10-30

Mormon Mission Triathlon; Are you fed up with the way things are?; Simple costume ideas; Librarians; Today Tonight - Gilligan Therapy; Debate between Norm Rice and David Stern; The John Report; Dating in your sleep; What people are saying about Initiative 601/602

7. Housework Training for Men

Air Date: 1993-11-06

Housework Training for Men; Northwest college dorm improvements; The Capheads; NAFTA Mania; Coalition of Women for a Gentler America; "Is that your wife?"; The John Report; Modern Encounters;

8. VCR Summit

Air Date: 1993-11-13

VCR Summit; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium; Perot-Zac; Conversations with Mom; Live from Protest Central on Capitol Hill; Tom Chase - Urine Drug Test Monitor; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

9. The Secret Thoughts of Mike Lowry

Air Date: 1993-11-20

10. A Watched Pot Never Boils

Air Date: 1993-12-04

11. It's A Fife Xmas

Air Date: 1993-12-11

It's A Fife Xmas; Corporate Volunteerism; DJ/Santa; Internet Computer Systems; Almost Live Gift giving guide; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week

12. Jumping on the Sonics Bandwagon

Air Date: 1994-01-08

Jumping on the Sonics Bandwagon; Auburn Etiquette tips; Talk radio host getting everyone involved; A diamond is expensive...; Bill and Melinda's wedding pt. 1; The Grateful Gourmet; Bill and Melinda's wedding pt.2; Do you think she's pretty?; The John Report; Bill and Melinda's wedding pt.3

13. Tonya Harding's Dance Party

Air Date: 1994-01-15

14. Trash Talking Accountants

Air Date: 1994-01-22

15. The Stupidest Guy In The World

Air Date: 1994-01-29

16. The Costco Gourmet

Air Date: 1994-02-05

17. Crotch Grabbing Folk Singers

Air Date: 1994-02-12

18. Jumping Off The Sonics Bandwagon

Air Date: 1994-02-19

19. What Would Have Been Really Cool

Air Date: 1994-02-26

20. Martin Scorsese's Goodgals

Air Date: 1994-04-02

21. Madonna's Career

Air Date: 1994-04-09

22. A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney in a Dark Alley...

Air Date: 1994-04-23

23. Gaywatch

Air Date: 1994-04-30

24. Message from the Supersonics

Air Date: 1994-05-07

25. Women Trying on Bathing Suits

Air Date: 1994-05-14

26. Rolling Stones Summer Tour

Air Date: 1994-05-21

1. The Kingdome Song

Air Date: 1994-09-24

2. Nature Walk With Chuck - Snoqualmie Falls

Air Date: 1994-10-01

3. JK One

Air Date: 1994-10-08

4. Training Film - Getting In Shape

Air Date: 1994-10-15

5. Rock Star Fantasy Camp

Air Date: 1994-10-22

6. Stop People From Voting For Slade Gorton

Air Date: 1994-11-05

7. Weathered Wall Opening

Air Date: 1994-11-12

8. WSU/UW Apple Cup Monologues

Air Date: 1994-11-19

WSU/UW Apple Cup monologues; Sluggy - The Final Chapter; Don't Tell My Thighs; Seahawk Fever!; A very bad morning; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week;

9. Secret Kingdome Recordings

Air Date: 1994-12-03

Secret Kingdome Recordings; Attack of the Junior High PE Teachers; NYPD Brew; Janet and Sue's Crazy Young World!; New marketing department hire; The John Report; Beetles questions for an expert

10. Expendable State Agencies

Air Date: 1994-12-10

Expendable State Agencies; Smiley Face Insurance; The Relationship Shopping Network; Bees nest in a meeting; The John Report; Cookie Dough!

11. It's A Wonderful Street

Air Date: 1994-12-17

It's A Wonderful Street; Seattle Christmas Specials; Bob Nelson's Magic 8 Ball Psychic Answer Line; The P.C. Holiday Special; Elfis; The John Report; How's Santa doing?

12. Mike Lowry and the Whoopie Cushion

Air Date: 1995-01-14

Mike Lowry and the Whoopie Cushion; New Seahawks policies under Erickson; John Denver - Take Me Home, Or I'll Cut You; Today's Army; Walkout! With Connie Chung; Pedantic purse snatching;The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

13. ERR

Air Date: 1995-01-21

Non-Elistist S.A.M, ERR, Channel 9 PBS pledge drive '95, Father and son talk; The John Report; Bob, Tracy, Nancy, and Kim talk about Legends of the Fall

14. This is Not a Bulletin

Air Date: 1995-02-04

This is not a bulletin; Starbucks Warning; Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol; The Survivalist; Cascade Antifreeze; The John Report; Courtney Color Lipstick

15. The New Gorton/Murray Friendship

Air Date: 1995-02-11

The New Gorton/Murray Friendship; Speedy Eyes; Street Vendors (1); Living Better Than You Ever Will; Street Vendors (2); Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; Street Vendors (3)

16. Mr. Itch

Air Date: 1995-02-18

People on the street tell how Mike Lawry made them feel offended; Mr. Itch; Newscene - Valentines Day The Aftermath Day 4; Getting a number at a party; The John Report; Matching clothes

17. John Keister and Cheap Trick

Air Date: 1995-02-25

John settles a score with Cheap Trick; Pearl Jam's Philanthropic Efforts; Raging Hormones Out of Control; Seattle Mariner's press conference; Getting ready to head to a concert; The John Report; Drunken Protestant Man!

18. Cafe Crape

Air Date: 1995-03-25

Other Ways to Get Rid of Goats; Cafe Crape; Billionaire meeting at Microsoft; Things You Can Do For Ducks; The John Report;

19. Bill Stainton on April Fool's Day

Air Date: 1995-04-01

Bill Stainton on April Fool's Day; Washington Access Cable Awards, the "Wackies"; Focus on Youth; Joy of Painting; The John Report; AT&TGay

20. The Patty Dyke Show

Air Date: 1995-04-08

Mass Transit Alternatives; The Patty Dyke Show (1); "So What You're Saying Is..." with Winston Sinclair; Serious Putty; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week; The Patty Dyke Show (2)

21. Bob's Babes

Air Date: 1995-04-22

Unfulfilled Northwest Jobs; Bob's Babes; College Bowl; Why People Get Mad No. 137; The John Report; Don't Let Your Workers Dink Around; Bob From Marketing

22. Pat Cashman Won't Let Jay Leno Leave

Air Date: 1995-04-29

Pat Cashman won't let Jay Leno leave; Ways to Kill Bad Guys in Seattle; Mind Your Manners With Billy Quan in Yard Sale of Fury;Vast Wasteland; Appointment to see Mr. James; The John Report; Famous Joe's Mediocre Pancakes and Commentary

23. Buddy's Homesick Cafe

Air Date: 1995-05-06

Buddy's Homesick Cafe; Law School Changes Under James Bond;Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; 1-500-Dr-Smart; What happens when you taunting a corporate worker; The John Report; Special Report

24. Bill Nye Returns to KING 5

Air Date: 1995-05-13

Bill Nye Returns to KING 5; Slade's New Animal Rules; Capable Woman; Science with Bill Nye; "Staring at my wife's breasts"; The John Report; Special Report;

25. Boeing 777 - Working Together

Air Date: 1995-05-20

Boeing 777 press conference; Yellow pages ads; Jet Guy in "Meet Zeldar Seven"; Almost Live Presents How to Get a Job; Joy of Painting; The John Report; Legalize Marijuana Now Coalition

26. Episode 26

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